Tuesday, August 20, 2013

The Cure for A-Rod

The Cure:
Bypass Surgery for A-Rod

Okay, all of baseball seems to be on the outs with A-Rod--the Bronx Bummer.  They threw at him in Boston--but he also came back in the next at bat to blast the ball. So everyone wants to make a statement because the suspension won't go into immediate effect?  The evidence does seem enough to fill the stadium, doesn't it?  So instead of throwing at him, just walk him every time he comes up.  Bypass surgery!  By my count, he scored more by letting him hit.  And what better way for A-Rod to make news than the infamous "most walked ever player" bypassed by the judgment of his own peers.

Sure beats beaning the bum!  There is just something ignoble about sidelining the guy, taking the bat out of his hand, isn't there?  I hate to allude to Gandhi -- but ya know--that kind of passive, non-violent resistance would put the guy under the judgment of peers and in the book of bums.  There's just too much truth in the fact that when we throw at others, we hit ourselves. 

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